Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friend

Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friend

“[insert age] is a perfect age. You’re old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to make some more. Happy birthday!”

“Actually, I wanted to get you something super special, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope.”

“At , we looked forward to drinking. At , we could rent a car. Now the next milestone is… discount dining at Denny’s.”

“At our age, drinking and eating cake isn’t anything special. That’s just called Thursday night. Hope your birthday is extraordinary!”

“At this age, hangovers don’t hit like they used to. So make sure you cancel all your plans for tomorrow.”

“At this point, birthdays are more like cruel reminders than celebrations. Let’s make the best of it!”

“Can’t keep calm, it’s my best friend’s birthday.”

Funny Birthday Wishes For Girl Best Friend

“Cheers to a woman who stays young! (Only because she lies about her age.) Best wishes!”

“Count your blessings, not your wrinkles.”

“Does this mean we have to start going on cruises for our annual trips?”

“Finding an age-appropriate gift was a challenge… nothing is fun anymore.”

“For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life.”

“Girl, you are thirty, flirty, and… surviving.”

“Happy birthday to a dear friend who has never acted their age. Never change.”

“Happy birthday to a person that is charming, talented and witty, and reminds me a lot of myself.”

“Happy birthday to a person who regularly makes me pee myself with laughter. By the way, that’s going to happen more and more the older we get.”

“Happy birthday to my best friend ever! May your troubles be as few and far between as my grandmother’s teeth.”

“Happy birthday to my best friend. Here’s to another year of spilling tea and making fun of other people’s Facebook posts.”

“Happy birthday to my best friend. May we grow to be the hottest cougars around!”

Funny Birthday Wishes For Best friend in English

“Happy birthday to my best friend. Without our conversations, my therapy bills would be outrageous.”

“Happy birthday to one of my best friends! Here’s to laughing at our own jokes and keeping each other sane! Love ya.”

“Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.”

“Happy birthday to someone good looking, super smart, charismatic, and charming. Wait… I meant from someone.”

“Happy birthday. Thank you for always being older than me.”

“Hey man, look on the bright side: you’re almost old enough to start dating someone half your age.”

“I always knew we’d be friends till we were old and gray… but the gray part came a lot sooner than I expected.”

“I hope your birthday is as awesome as your hair in high school.”

“I know we haven’t aged in spirit because Taylor Swift songs still hit the same.”

Funny Birthday Wishes For Best Friend Male

“I promise I’ll tell you if you start turning into your mother/father if you do the same for me.”

“I wanted to get you the cast of ‘Magic Mike’ but they were too expensive. So I’ll just call the fire department when you start cooking tonight instead.”

“I would wish for all of your dreams to come true, but then it would be tough for me to find out a wish for you next year, so let me just say happy birthday!”

“If everyone aged like you, Botox would be obsolete!”

“I’m so glad I found you all those years ago. Making friends at this age would suck.”

“I’m so glad we’ve managed to make this friendship work despite the generational difference.”

“I’m sorry to inform you, we’re officially too old to crush on Harry Styles.”

“I’m such a good friend, I forgot how old you are.”

“It’s your birthday. Let’s do something stupid together.”

“I’ve always been able to trust you with all of my secrets, and now, even more so, because I’m not sure you’ll remember them!”

Funny Birthday Wishes in English for Best Friend Girl

“Knowing someone as fabulous as me should be the only present you need.”

“Late in the evening, far, far away there is a glow beyond the horizon, and I know deep in my heart… It’s your birthday cake.

“Like any good friend, I got you only the most practical gifts… prune juice, Depends, and a whole lot of alcohol.”

“May you grow old and rich, so that you can leave me a big inheritance.”

“May your birthday rock as hard as you did in marching band.”

“May your Facebook wall be filled with birthday wishes from people you’ve never met, haven’t seen in years, or genuinely couldn’t care any less about.”

“No one wears your age like you do.”

“On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship… and all that stuff that doesn’t cost anything.”

“Only XX years ’til you can get that mid-life crisis car!”

“Remember that pact we made about getting married if we’re still single by ? Well, you better put a ring on it.”

“Remember when we watched ‘ Going on ‘ and thought  was so old?”

Funny Birthday Wishes in Marathi for Best Friend

“The good news: we’ve been friends for all these years. The bad news: it’s been a lot of years.”

“The older I get, the more I dislike people. Glad you made the cut before it was too late!”

“This year is the year you’re too old for presents, right?”

“Today would have been the perfect occasion to write sweet words about the greatest, most spectacular, uniquely exquisite friend in the world, but I already finished my autobiography a month ago.”

“Two tips for your birthday:  Forget the past, you can’t change it.  Forget the present, I didn’t get you one!”

“We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile… and then we can be *new* friends!”

“Welcome to spinsterhood, girlfriend!”

“What’s the age rule for dating? Half your age plus seven years? So for you that’s… never mind. If I say they’re too young, they’re too young.”

“When we were younger, old lady stuff like crochet was cute and quirky. Soon it’s just going to be expected of us.”

“Why does the dancing queen have to be ? The dancing queen should be whatever age you are.”

“Woah, time flies when you’re having fun! How’d we get so old?”

“You age like fine wine.”

Messages Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friend

“You are my best friend, my human diary, and my other half. Good thing your other half is so wonderful.”

“You know everything about me and still decide to be my best friend… you are a deeply disturbed woman, you know that right? Happy birthday!”

“You make me feel so young when we’re together. Thanks for being born first.”

“You see, you should not be ashamed of growing old, not only you get to play the smart guy all the time, but all antiques like you also have great value! Happy birthday old man!

“You were born on this date, so we are going to put fire sticks in baked goods and sing at you while you sit there awkwardly.”

“You’re officially too old to shop at Forever ”

“You’ve always been able to rock any hair color… gray included!”

“You’ve always been the mom friend… but now you’re at the right age for the role!”

“At what age do we have to stop having slumber parties? Asking for a friend. It’s me. Your friend.”

“Best friends never need to be told they are best friends. So, I don’t need to tell you, right? Have a fantastic birthday, buddy!”

“From now on we should give our ages in Roman numerals. We’ll sound smart, and it will take people a while to figure out how old we are.”

“From now on, we’re only doing brunch. Bedtime is :”

“Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional.”

Funny Advance Birthday Wishes for Best Friend

“Happy birthday to one of my favorite guys! I hope your day is as awesome as you are. And yes, I know that sappy stuff makes you cringe. But we don’t always get what we want for our birthday, do we?”

“Happy birthday to someone I hope is my friend even when we’re too senile to remember each other’s birthdays.”

“Happy birthday, best friend! It is amazing the number of years we have known each other. Why have we put up with each other for so long? Do you think it’s because we like each other? Nope, it’s quite simple, we just know too many of each other’s secrets.”

“Here’s to another year of laughing until it hurts, dealing with stupid people, and keeping each other moderately sane. Happy birthday best friend!”

“I got tired of counting candles on your birthday cake so we can just relight a few times.”

“I will sing Happy Birthday to you so much you’ll wish you’d never been born… Happy Birthday!”

“I’m so glad that we are growing older together, and that you’ll always have a head start!”

“In the Victorian Age, we would be almost dead!”

“It is your birthday! Remember that researchers have said that birthdays are good for your health and people who have more birthdays live longer. May you get more birthdays.”

“Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday and assume I said them. Happy birthday!”

“May God give you the appetite to enjoy your big day to the max, despite the fact that you are older and wrinklier today than you were yesterday.”

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes for Best Friend

“May your hair dye and mascara never run! Happy Birthday!”

“May your special day be sweet and spicy just like you, bestie!”

“Our self-esteem is supposed to peak at  ‘Til then, there are always birthday messages from near-strangers on Facebook to make us feel seen.”

“Please promise me you’ll never be one of those people our age who shocks me with how grown up they act.”

“Remember when we thought dad bods were hot? Now they’re our only dating option.”

“Remember when we thought wine was so sophisticated? Now it’s the only thing people our age drink.”

“To my friend on his birthday: I want you to know that I’ve always looked up to you. Yes, you’re taller than me, but I’ve always admired your style and impeccable grooming. By the way, time to trim that nose hair.”

“Today, friend, count your blessings, not your years. You don’t have that kind of time!”

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes for Best Friend

“We have stuck by each other through thick and thin. We’ve been there for each other all these years and we’re still better together than apart. That says something, don’t you think? Stay fabulous, babe.”

“We’ve been friends for so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence! Happy birthday!”

“You don’t have birthdays — you level up! Happy level up day to my best friend.”

“You don’t look a day over  Wait, today’s the big -?”

“You used to get so annoyed when you were carded by every bartender. Now you’ll thank them!”

Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friend Female

“You’ve reached the age where your pregnancy would be labeled ‘geriatric.’ I think that’s just the universe telling you, don’t have kids. Stay wild and free with your BFF forever.”

Best wishes, buddy! No matter how old you get, I’ll be the friend that keeps you feeling young and carefree with the use of tender white lies. #loveyoulots

Dear Friend, on your birthday, I am most grateful that you know all of my faults but you withhold your judgment.

Eat as much as you can because God has kept your birthday as a fat-free special day for you.

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Male Funny Birthday Wishes For Best Friend

For your birthday, I’ve gotten you something that’s gluten free, zero calories, and absolutely delightful. This happy birthday text message!

Happy Birthday, darling! Smile until I have enough evidence to report to the mental asylum.

It is your birthday! Remember that researchers have said that Birthdays are good for your health and people who have more birthdays live longer. May you get more birthdays.

It is your birthday, dear. You cannot stop anyone from having your favorite items for food right in front of you.

Party hard on your birthday! You can always count on me to give you a night you won’t remember in the morning.

Perfect birthday checklist: family, friends, and alcohol. Enjoy!

Wishing you a brainy birthday! Ample years and yet another year, you have still not grown wiser.

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