500+ Funny Birthday Wishes

Are you looking for funny birthday wishes? If yes, then this article is for you. Below we have shared 500+ funny birthday wishes. Funnily wishing the birthday makes the birthday of that person more unique as well as memorable. If you are stuck for a funny birthday wish or a funny birthday message, you can use any of these 500+ funny birthday messages and send them to the person you care about most.

Most people prefer to wish a friend in a funny way rather than in a serious way. This is because when someone is told that you care about them, they will always feel special. When you tell someone you funnily care about them, they will feel good inside. They will know that you value them as a person. Not just for friends, below we have maintained funny birthday wishes for everyone.

Funny Birthday Wishes

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Aging is the worst side effect of birthdays.

Another year older and you’re one step closer to getting those Velcro shoes!

Another year older… and you still can’t grow a beard.

As you get older, three things happen. The first thing is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.

At least you’re not as old as you will be next year… if you make it!

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest! (But it has also been scientifically proven that too many will kill you.)

Birthdays are like cheese. They stink more the older they get.

Birthdays are like spotting Bigfoot. You really do want to see them but you’re a little afraid of what they’ll look like…

Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friend

Birthdays are like vacations. You don’t have one too often and they come and go too quickly.

By the time you’re your age, you’ve learned everything – you only have to remember it! Many happy returns on your birthday.

Congratulations on being a year older and still maintaining such a low level of maturity; you are truly an inspiration.

Congratulations on getting slightly older!

Congratulations on the th anniversary of your [XX]th birthday! Here’s to many more.

Congratulations! You are now old enough to need TWO packs of candles for your cake.

Don’t worry about your age… alcohol will make it all better!

Fill in the gaps: H___Y B__T____ … nice try- HAIRY BUTTOCKS.

Funny Birthday Wishes

Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.

Getting older is just part of life… and the other parts are even worse.

Getting someone as awesome as me to send a birthday message to you, has undoubtedly been your biggest achievement this year.

Great news! …you’re still alive!

Birthday Wishes Funny

Happy birthday – I’m so glad you’ll always be older than me

Happy birthday – So far, this is the oldest you’ve ever been!

Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.

Happy birthday to the only person I would rescue in the event of a zombie apocalypse.

Happy birthday! Can you believe we used to think people our age were adults and had their life in order?

Happy birthday! Here is a piece of card to show you how little I care…

I believe you forgot my birthday present last year, so now I’m returning the favor. Happy Birthday!

I couldn’t think of a message that would make you laugh for your birthday card… you’re too boring…

I decided to keep having birthdays because it beats the alternative… Death.

I hope your birthday is better than the card I sent you…

I regret to inform you that your childhood has EXPIRED.

Funny Birthday Wishes for Sister

I thought you might need some help with the candles. Happy Birthday!

I will stop making age jokes on your birthday now… you’ve reached the age where it’s genuinely not funny anymore.

If anyone calls you old this birthday, just hit him with your walking stick and throw your teeth at him.

If anyone calls you old, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them!

If I made fun of how many years old you are, it would be beyond funny.

If you look back through all the years you’ve lived, the first thing you’ll notice is that you need a telescope.

If you were Jesus, today would be Christmas!

Birthday Funny Wishes

I’m so sorry for sending you belated birthday wishes. Honestly, I didn’t think you would live this long. Happy Birthday!

It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.

It’s OK to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.

Just remember the more candles on the cake, the bigger the cake you’ll get! Now who’s laughing?

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

Life was meant to be celebrated more often than just one day a year. Man, you’re missing opportunities the other  days!

May your Facebook wall be filled with birthday wishes from people you’ve never met, haven’t seen in years, or genuinely couldn’t care less about.

Funny Birthday Wishes for Brother

On your birthday don’t forget to set goals that are sky high, and spend the rest of the year miserably trying to build a rocket to get there.

On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship… and all that stuff that doesn’t cost anything.

Remember that age is just a number… just a really, REALLY high one in your case!

Remember that growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional!

Right, let’s get you so drunk that you end up believing it’s my birthday and buying me drinks all night ????

Seriously, I don’t know how many more of your birthdays I can handle.

Smart, good looking, and funny. But enough about me. Happy birthday!

Birthday Wishes for Sister Funny

Technically you’re not  You’re only $, plus tax!

The old pessimist focuses on his growing number. The old optimist focuses on his growing blessings.

The older you get, the more disoriented your hair gets. Once it leaves your head, it seems to get lost.

The secret to staying young is make up… make up an age, then stick with it!

There’s really only one true birthday. The rest are simply anniversaries of the day of a person’s birth.

Two things that are inevitable for any living person are birthdays and taxes.

We all knew this day was coming. It’s best to just suck it up and accept it’s no longer acceptable for you to eat a happy meal in public.

Happy Birthday Wishes Funny

Well done – you have still been alive for several years!

What are you so happy about? It’s your birthday and you are going to have to spend a lot of money to keep us happy. At least have fun doing it!

Why did the teddy bear refuse a slice of birthday cake? He was already stuffed.

Yes, we have reached that age… when every compliment we get is usually followed by ‘for your age’. You’re still looking great though… for your age!

You’re a really hard individual to shop for… so I didn’t get you anything. Happy birthday!

You’re the least famous person I know of who was born on your birthday.

[For under s:] You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!

A little gray hair is a small price to pay for so much wisdom.

Funny Birthday Wishes for Girl Best Friend

A man has reached middle age when he’s warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police.

A true friend remembers your birthday, but not your age.

A wise man once said, “Forget about your past, you cannot change it”. I’d like to add: “Forget about your present, I didn’t get you one”.

Age doesn’t make you forgetful: having too many stupid things to remember makes you forgetful!

Age is not important unless you’re a cheese.

At least you’re not as old as you’ll be this time next year.

Birthday Wishes Funny for Friend

At your age, people expect you to be calm, dignified and sober…. Disappoint them.

Because it’s far too difficult to put them on the bottom.

Congratulations on being born a really long time ago.

Congratulations, you’ve finally reached the wonder years… wonder where your car is parked? Wonder where you left your phone? Wonder where your glasses are? Wonder what day it is?

Deepest sympathies on your [insert age] birthday.

Did you hear about the [insert age] year old who was still cool? Yeah, me neither.

Do you know why candles are always put on top of birthday cakes?

Don’t grow up… It’s a trap!

Happy Birthday Funny Wishes

Don’t let aging get you down… it’s too hard to get back up again!

Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.

Don’t think of it as turning [insert age]. We’re here to celebrate the th anniversary of your [insert age -]th birthday.

Don’t worry, they are not gray hairs, they are wisdom highlights. You just happen to be extremely wise.

For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

Happy Birthday Dad! When I grow up I want to be just like you… but hopefully with more hair! Love, your son.

Happy Birthday to a [Mom/Dad] who’s smart and funny and good-looking, from a [daughter/son] who inherited all your best qualities.

Happy birthday to someone who has attended more birthday parties for kids than adults this year.

Happy birthday! And remember you’re not [insert age] …you’re  with [XX] years’ experience.

Happy birthday! Don’t forget to iron that birthday suit.

Happy Birthday! Don’t think of this as a late birthday card. Consider it a very early one for next year. Here’s wishing you a wonderful year ahead!

Happy birthday!! You only look as old as the last selfie you took.

Funny Birthday Wishes for Friend

Happy birthday. It took you [insert age] years to look this good!

Happy st again!

I always limit my budget on buying birthday gifts according to what that person gave me as a gift on my birthday. Enjoy your gift of nothing!

I know you think this card is a few days late. It’s actually worse than that. This is your card from  that I only just got around to sending. Happy Belated Birthday!

I promise this card isn’t late. It is intentionally arriving after your birth-day, because I think you deserve a whole birth-month. Happy Birth-month!

I spent  hours searching the internet for the perfect birthday message for you and then I gave up. Happy Birthday.

I wouldn’t say you’re old… you’ve just been young for longer than most of us.

If gray hair is a sign of wisdom, then you’re a genius!

If things get better with age, then you’re approaching magnificent!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Friends

If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember…You can always change your birthday on Facebook!

Just imagine all the things you’d want to hear on your birthday …and assume I wrote them here!

Looking [insert age] is great – if you’re sixty.

Middle age is when your age begins to show around your middle.

Middle age… when “happy hour” is a nap!

Personalize these happy birthday funny wishes with the age of the person.

The best part of being over forty is that you did most your stupid stuff before the internet.

Birthday Wishes for Funny Friend

The good thing about having a bad memory is that jokes can be funny more than once.

The good thing about having a bad memory is that jokes can be funny more than once.

They say you lose your mind as you grow older… what they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it much!

We’ll be friends ’til we’re old and senile… and then we’ll be new friends!

What did the bald guy say when he got a comb for his birthday? Thanks, I’ll never part with it!

What goes up but never comes down? Your age.

When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it’s a sure sign you’re getting old.

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.

You know you’re  when your back is hairier than your head.

Birthday Wishes for Brother Funny

You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well pee while I’m here.”

You know you’re old when getting lucky means a short wait in the doctor’s office.

You know you’re old when you turn down the lights to be economical instead of romantic.

You know, I would be a whole lot more excited about you turning one year older if I was in your will. Happy Birthday!

You know, they say that age is really all in the mind. The key is to prevent it from trickling down into your body.

You’re ? That’s only  in Celsius. Happy birthday!

You’re how old?! Better take that cake outdoors to light the candles! Have a very happy birthday.

You’re not old! …oh, no wait, actually you are, sorry about that…

Funny Birthday Wishes for Friend Male

You’re older; you’re wiser; you’re sophisticated. Far too sophisticated to be concerned with material things like presents.

You’re turning the perfect age. You’re old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to make some more. Happy birthday!

Youth is a gift of nature but age is a work of art.

You’ve got more than half a century of accumulated knowledge and wisdom! That would be awesome… if you could remember any of it.

Final Words

Having a unique and memorable birthday is excellent, but it can also be even better if others remember it too. How would you like to be remembered by others as the person who had a really special birthday? What are your thoughts on having a fun birthday? Do you have any questions? Please share your thoughts in the comments below. We hope this article about funny birthday wishes is helpful to you, do share this content on social media if you found it useful for you in any manner.

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